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I probably have to be in a foreign country for people to be interested in the dumb shit I do.

But little do you know I do lotso dumb shit right here at home!
I cant write unless I feel that people are reading. Like I physically cant get thoughts together unless I have an audience in mind. This probably says something about me. Like when I black out I fall asleep - this is kind of the same thing.
I obviously do not put 'Self-Starter' on my resumes.

I went home to SLC and it was great fun. Had some adventures with Taylor which left us in a hotel room at 3am on a tuesday night with 3 young men from Switzerland. High as balls. I pulled tayler out of there in time. but forgot my keys. so after the a close escape i had to throw rocks at their window to retreive the keys. Tayler proceded to give about thirty more hugs before I was pulling her out the door. For some it is difficult to say no to European Men. Thanks to a number or factors- I tend to not buy their shit. Living with Jakob has really helped this aspect.

He did try to teach me and Gill to be sexy one night. its like teaching a monkey how to use a toilet futile. but the effort was highlarious.